A fascinating tour of Lakewood Church, former arena of the Houston Rockets and now home of perpetually folksy-and-smiling-and-positive Joel Osteen:

At this point I have to reiterate the hugeness of everything that I am talking about. Additionally, every time that I mention any type of plural noun, I am referring to a gigantic number of whatever it is I am talking about, seriously. I really could use the words “gigantic” and “tremendous” and “giant” and “extraordinary” several times in each of these paragraphs, but I hope that by this point some of this hugeness is understood.