emergent like slime drops this one on us:

A survey has been conducted in Newcastle, UK, about how practising Christians are viewed by their work colleagues. They were fairly much liked, actually, but their top three perceived characteristics were as follows:

1. They go to church

2. They don’t have much time to socialise with work colleagues

3. They don’t like drinking alcohol

When you consider that Jesus was known as a Sabbath-breaker, friend of sinners and drunkard, you have to conclude that something’s gone badly wrong…

A user named Mike posted this comment:
Good point, Andy. For my part, I’ve stopped going to church and started drinking.

Gotta love Brit humour.