A kiwi in London nails the southern, baptist altar call, blog-style:

Now for my Southern Baptist blog altar call:
. . . Uh hummm . . .
(teary voice)
Some of ya out thar are feelin somethin deep inside ya
a yearnin’
a deep conviction in ya heart
I’m gonna ask ya ta do somethin
im gonna ask ya to get off this post
and click on that thar comment button
yes, you
you know im talking about you
come on now
. . yes . . i can see that hand - thank you
you go ahead and comment on this blog postin’
yes i see your hand also
now while the choir-program google searches all 37 verses of “O Lamb of God”
i want you to write out ya comment below
please make it brief and no jpegs over 25K
html is allowed for hypertext
comment spam not allowed
one of our counselor-bots will be tracking your IP address
and automatically sending you email confirmation of your decision
yes . . i see that IP address coming up on my screen
yes . . . theres another one
PRAISE YOU JESUS!!!!!!!
[activate virtual tears]
now the rest of ya
fathers, mothers, bloggers,
by writing ya comment with ya hand,
you are sayin YES JESUS in ya heart to God
Yeeeeeeeeessss Lord Jesus!!!!!!!
come on now
now the choir-program is gonna copy and paste quietly while you write

“Just as I am without one plea . . . “